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Java だれ？

Java-ry cold out here, let me in!

Cache だれ？

Cache me if you can! I'm the fastest programmer in town.

Wi-Fi だれ？

Wi-Fi should I tell you? You never listen anyway!

A micro だれ？

A micro-wave is what I do when I see another programmer.

JSON だれ？

JSON-ly want to be loved, just like XML!

CSS だれ？

CSS-ta la vista, baby! Time to style this page.

Python だれ？

Python-ly thing I write is bugs. Send help!

Ada だれ？

Ada-nother bug in the production database!

Git だれ？

Git outta here, your commit has conflicts!