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Java quem?

Java-ry cold out here, let me in!

Cache quem?

Cache me if you can! I'm the fastest programmer in town.

Wi-Fi quem?

Wi-Fi should I tell you? You never listen anyway!

A micro quem?

A micro-wave is what I do when I see another programmer.

JSON quem?

JSON-ly want to be loved, just like XML!

CSS quem?

CSS-ta la vista, baby! Time to style this page.

Python quem?

Python-ly thing I write is bugs. Send help!

Ada quem?

Ada-nother bug in the production database!

Git quem?

Git outta here, your commit has conflicts!